Maybe I AM old!
Maybe I AM old!

Went to a Tony Robbins seminar this weekend called UPW. Unleash the Power Within. Had a great time. Lots of dancing and singing and hugging and massages. I even walked on fire. Didn't know I had it in me.
Things were going just great until they played an oldie but goodie. Let's Get Physical. Olivia Newton-John. Good times. I danced with a young girl in her twenties. She was impressd with my skills. I was flying high and singing aloud. Then she said it. Those words that knocked the wind out my sails. "Wow! You know all the words to this song! I've never even heard it before."
I stopped dead in my tracks. Wanted to smack her on her fresh, supple, perfect little face devoid of wrinkles or even a pore. I wanted to unleash the power within and toss her across the crowd of 4,500 other folks who also knew the words.
But I didn't. I was there, after all, to discover my better self. I didn't know I'd discover my older self.
Next time...I'll dance with girls my own age.
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